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Hoxton Street Monster Supplies

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in Fantasy,Fun,Incentive,Inspiring examples

Purveyor of fine goods for monsters of every kind.
Bespoke and everyday items for the living, dead and undead. Located at 159 Hoxton Street, London.

This is a great shop, the only one in the world we know of which supplies such fine goods for monster consumption. It’s also a great way to get people interested in creative writing. The Monster Supply Shop is a front for the Ministry of Stories – behind a secret door is a free space for workshops and one-to-one mentoring for writing by young people. The services are provided by volunteers: local writers, artists and teachers, all giving their time and talent for free.

This place oozes creativity and just being in the shop gets visitor imagination buzzing. It’s a well-crafted effort to convince supporters and writers with any inkling of hesitation to come on in and stay.
Opening Hours: Saturday and Sunday, 11am – 5pm

Fine selection of tinned fear: Mild Sense of Unease, Cobbly Wobbles, Heebie Jeebies, Escalating Panic, and Mortal Terror. Not shown but also available: Fang Floss, Human Snot, Zombie Mints. Excellent prices.

Also available: Miniature eyeballs, flayed skin, fresh farts, vilest bile and varieties of human blood.

Death certificates available. Monster hot line at your own risk. Magic beans not accepted for payment.

Staff portrait wall.
One favourite – Filthystein, Shop Manager 1990 – 1993. Once ate his own brother then vomited him back up. Profiled by the 2010 Year 4 Class at St. Monica’s RC Primary School.

Community notice board. Where the undead and other creatures swap info and source hard-to-find odds and ends.

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